Anthropology 101: 'Bloggers Molestus'

(*Molestus = Latin for annoying, disagreeable or troublesome)

I have noticed that some bloggers are such bullies and bores. Here are the 'blogger species' that really annoy me:


- Species 1: 'Broken hearted-tus'.........................:                            Bloggers who go on and on about snaring a man/ woman......
Why cant I find a man? 
Why cant I find a woman? 
Why did he leave me? 
Why did she leave me? 
My dear, maybe the fact that you spend so much time online is a hint ?
If you are still dwelling on the same questions after eighteen months (at the most)............you need to leave your computer and go out more. If not, you might end up dating/marrying the computer.

- Species 2: 'Hair Nazi-tus'.........:                  Bloggers who are pro-natural hair and go from blog to blog bullying others about  how they choose to wear their hair. Haba ! 
Please tell me when the Nazis reincarnated in the form of forceful-natural-hair wearing black women............ ?
Please give it a rest, we know natural is fantastic but no one should be attacked for their personal choice of hair style (if they don't hurt anyone). I am happy you made that choice........................now go away and condition your hair..........!


- Species 3: 'Bad belle-tus'....................: 

 Bloggers / Commenters who go around  leaving negative and snide comments. In my mind, whenever I see a negative comment that was totally uncalled for, all I can picture is a  sad, lonely, bitter, shrivelled-up, hateful bore!................................Nothing good grows on barren land. A bitter soul is barren land.

- Species 4: 'Fabulosity-tus'.......................:                                                                  Bloggers who only post about every event they attend - always in the most glamorous attire and surrounded by fabulous people. 
I do accept that not everyone lives a mundane life like mine - full of deadlines, homework, chores and budgeting. However, it would be great if these 'fabulosity-tus bloggers'  put up posts about their normal days so they don't mislead impressionable kids into thinking 'fabulosity is an everyday thing. 
ALSO, I would ask these fabulosity-tus bloggers to please add some information about their occupation/ sponsors so readers can understand how their lifestyle is funded. I know they'll say its none of my business but I implore them to take it upon themselves to save at least one girl or boy who wants to emulate them from 'runs' and 'thiefing'...............abi? 

- Species 5: 'Woe-betide-me-tus'...................:                                                Bloggers who revel in despair even when others try to help or cheer them up. If these bloggers think they have the worst life in the world, I would advice they remember that the fact that they have access to a computer OR that they have fingers to type OR have eyes to even read means they are better off than most.
One of the best things about blogging is that one can chart one's progress when one reads old posts i.e. old posts can reveal how sad/ happy/ frustrated one was 2 years ago etc etc
For all those woe-betide-me-tus amongst us, I would advice you read your old posts from time to time. If you are still moaning about the same things you were moaning about two years ago..............It is time to realise that all those 'It is well' comments from your readers simply means 'Sh*t up and get a grip !'


Which one am I ? Blogger Optimistic-tus (I choose to focus on the good in life) Difficult...but a conscious decision.
Do let me know which you think you are......................! *stroking my chin and looking at you* LOL