My dearest pickin*
Wetin you learn today
for your spree spree* school?
Una learn to play
or.......how to look cool?
I see you learn well well
how to behave like fool.
And even open mouth tell
me.......say I be 'old school'.
I see say you no fit pass
Maths and English.
But you sabi harass
your classmates and teachers
I even see say you get zero
when dem give una test.
Yet you be hero
to your useless friends
The other day you complain
say you go call olopa*
because I bring out my special cane
to whip you yeye* yansh*
My dearest pickin
I rather die
Than to see you begin
become thief and lie lie.
So, abeg come carry phone
because I ready to go prison
I no wan leave you alone
but my cane go make you see reason.
My dearest, yeye pickin
*pickin: child
*spree spree: speaking with a foreign accent
*olopa: police
*yeye: nonsense, stupid
*yansh: backside
See poetry! LOL! E be like say "dearest pikin" go chop cane well well today...
ReplyDeleteBut it's necessary now, so that "dearest pikin" doesn't turn to "jailed pikin" or "detained pikin."
LWKMD! #Epicpoetry
ReplyDeleteWhen i was growing up, what the 9ja parents did when their kids were Acting VERY disorderly was to sent them back home to Nigeria to some intense boarding school....and for the most part it worked.
ReplyDeleteLoves it! The Bible says in Yoruba that ' were di si okan omode, pasan la of fi naa jade"!
ReplyDeleteMy comment disappeared! Love it, love it, love it. Hilarious, and lyrical too. Nice one :)
ReplyDeletelol.. i really like this one lmao
ReplyDeleteLOL... Peotichillarity!
ReplyDeleteGosh, thumbs up for you, you even created rhymes while at it LMAO
LOOOOL....hahahaha I should incoporate this poem into my family when I marry and have kids...
ReplyDeleteFunny lines but so true.
ReplyDeletelol @ the last part..reminds me of a relative who was in the same situation. The child actually called police and it was sad because this was someone that used to live in naija and not born and bred there.nice poem..i like the pidgin style
ReplyDeletelaugh wan wound me oooo!.....ha! 9jamum!... but nah truth you nack o jare! i go flog shege for any pickin nah try that nonsense with me o!
ReplyDeleteHmm Naija mum hmm, I usually hear of such kids overseas but I won't say I'm so informed. Since this subject is your pet project, :D lol take it up and let God guide you. LOL
ReplyDeletelol...this mama/papa ain't taking rubbish...anything to set the pikin on the right track.
ReplyDeleteoh girl,yhu make sense much,very hilarious,very cool,very true,yeye pikin should also receive a konk on their yeye neads :D
ReplyDeletethou rockest.
pls check out my blog.
lol niceee!!!
ReplyDeleteTrue, true... Make one pikin no come give person hypertension.
ReplyDeleteLOL!! Nice one naijamum
ReplyDeleteHuh? Where did my comment go?
ReplyDeleteOh well, like I said before, brilliant poetry. I love! Hehehehehe.
Even though this is so funny, it has a great lesson in it. Some children think that because they are going to school, their parents have nothing to say to them again.
ReplyDeleteHilariously TRUE!
ReplyDeletelwkmd. See our own TigerMom in action!! Great rhymes NIL loving the zero/hero :)
ReplyDeleteseriously cracking up here :))
ReplyDeleteoya take five ...*raises palm*
LWKMD!
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ReplyDelete*Dead*
ReplyDeleteN.I.L has killed me with laughter.
See inspiration now. If I see this kind of poem on your table, before you even start the act, I'm gone for good 'cause I'm sure my *yansh may not survive it LOL
Great job! I really loved the rhymes :)
hahahah!!! vERRRRRRy funny poem!! Awon obodo-oyibo children yh!? Lol--May God help us to do right with our kids o!
ReplyDeleteAmen
LMAO! i wonder how my kids wld be like..i know i tease my parents a lot!
ReplyDeletelmao the translation helped me
ReplyDeletei see the meaning behind it
my mum tell my brothers something similar almost everyday.
x
Awww..funny but true
ReplyDelete@Relentless
ReplyDeleteYes oh......'dearest' go def chop 'dearest 'cane' LOL
LOL @"jailed pikin" or "detained pikin."
My sistah................you see am.
Thanks for dropping by
I've zoomed over to your blog and I'll def be back again
xoxoxoxo
@9jaFOODie
Sisterly.....my epic-chef
Thanks for dropping by
xoxoxox
@Chizzy D
*Nodding my head* re: '..........was to sent them back home to Nigeria to some intense boarding school'
I know it worked for some......but that's too much of a risk to me oh
I rather we battle it out together :)))
Hope all is well with you my dear?
@Ayodeji
Glad you loved it
I must admit my Yoruba is patch so.....but I believe I get the gist of what you wrote.
Thanks for dropping by
xoxoxoxo
@Joxy
Re: 'your comment'...I dont know what's wrong with blogger nowadays.
Quite worrying
Glad you liked the poem
May our children only bring us peace and joy oh
Amen
@Chizy K
ReplyDeleteGlad you liked it
How have you ben?
xoxoxo
@P.E.T. Projects
*Thumbs up* re: Peotichillarity!
Only you could have come up with something like that LOL
Hope you are well
Take care xoxoxox
@Unveilinggold
LOL @'I should incoporate this poem into my family when I marry and have kids'
Please do oh.
Discipline is neccessary :)))
@Myne
Yes oh.....very true
Lion cub no go ever fit beat full grown lion :))))
Thanks for dropping by
Hope all is well
@stelzz
mmmm re '......it was sad because this was someone that used to live in naija and not born and bred there'
The sad thing is that it is usually the half-and-halfs (pry & sec Naija and A levels & uni abroad) that usually misbehave. Sad.
Thanks for sharing that.
Much appreciated
xoxoxo
@Ibhade
ReplyDeleteLOL @...i go flog shege for any pickin nah try that nonsense with me o!
I trust you
unfortunately, a lot of parents abroad mis-interprete the laws and are even scared to tell off their kids.
Thanks my sister
@enybees-hub
Thanks for the prayers
Parents need it big-time
Hope all is well with you?
xoxoxoxo
@JustDoyin
LOL
yes oh, my parenting mission statement is 'anything to set the pikin on the right track' LOL
Hope all is well with you
@gretel
Thanks dear
Good to have you visiting
Yes oh re: 'should also receive a konk on their yeye heads' LOL
That made me really laugh
I have DEFINTELY been to your blog. I am now following and as you're on my blogroll.....I'll def be back
xoxoxo
@Blessing
Thanks Blessing
Hope all is well with you
Do take care of yourself
Lots of love xoxoxoxo
@os
ReplyDelete*Nodding my head* re:'Make one pikin no come give person hypertension'
Abi my sistah
Some pickin wahala tooooo much LOL
Hope all is well with you
@NikkiSho
Thanks beautiful
Hope you are well???
take care of yourself oh.
@Mimi B
Re: your comment...I don tire for Blogger
Honestly!
Thanks for the compliment jare
Glad you liked it
@@ilola
Yes oh re:'.........their parents have nothing to say to them again'
That is the beginnning of craze abi?
How are you my sistah
xoxoxoxo
@Dee!
Yes oh re: 'Hilariously TRUE!'
dem say na laugh person dey take tell im friend true abi
thanks for dropping by my dear
@Ginger
LOL @ 'TigerMom'
Yes oh...Ninja mum sef LOL
Pickin no fit kill person
Like you said .....when provoked zero go turn to hero in a flash LOL
Thanks for dropping by
I sincerely hope school is going well
xoxoxo
@LG
Thanks oh re 'oya take five ...*raises palm*
*Raising my own palms* LOL
Thanks for dropping by my dear
xoxoxo
@Pretty Lashes
ReplyDeleteGlad you liked it
Pickin no be joke oh LOL
Hope all is well with you and plus one
xoxoox
@MsJB
*calling ambulance* re Dead comment
LOL @' If I see this kind of poem on your table, before you even start the act, I'm gone for good'
The truth is that this kind of poem is usually written 'after the event'
Provocation and Reason do not go hand-in-hand LOL
Thanks for the compliment
Much appreciated
xoxoxo
@Giagerry
*Nodding my head* re: 'May God help us to do right with our kids o!'
That na my prayer oh. Walahi
Thanks for dropping by
@kitkat
LOL @'i know i tease my parents a lot!'
I wonder why I'm not surprised about that??? *smile*
Thanks for dropping by kitkat
@MsNana
LOL @'my mum tell my brothers something similar almost everyday'
As I have 3 boys.....you can begin to appreciate my workload LOL
Thanks for dropping by
Hope all is well
xoxoox
@Dayor
yes oh....very, very true
No be small thing
Hope all is well with you
xoxox
Classic...I love this.
ReplyDeleteLol! I love it.
ReplyDeleteWhen applied correctly, that special cane is truely a show of love. That one na beta mama.
My people say that a hen does not kill her chicks by stepping on them! Carry phone call olopa cos I ready go prison - I will tell that to my child any time any day he or she misbehaves!
ReplyDeleteI love this post!
Hilarious!! I LOVE IT!
ReplyDelete@Ope
ReplyDeleteGlad you did
Hope all is well
@Lara
*smile* @ classic
Most Naija peeps (parents and kids) would have experienced this at some point :)))
@ nutritionalert
*Nodding my head* re: 'When applied correctly'..........yes oh
There is a really fine line and physical reprimand should be used sparingly
Thanks my sistah
xoxoxo
@ Emeka
I loved the saying......'My people say that a hen does not kill her chicks by stepping on them!
Yes oh....Discipline is necessary oh my brother
@Boma
Glad you liked it.
Hope all is well with you
hahaha
ReplyDeleteOur cane is called "goody goody"
Imported specially from Naija. Works wonders!!
Nice one sister
xxx
This is hilarious!!! I love it! :)
ReplyDeleteI just saw you were nominated for a Naija Blog award and I've voted for you! I hope you win in your category!!
Have a lovely week!
heheheheh i love it! i have actually never seen or heard a poem in pidgin. that cane relevant o.
ReplyDeleteThis is creativity at its best! Naijamum I hail o. If pickin no hear word, biko use the cane. Nice one
ReplyDeleteLol...that was an interesting read*
ReplyDeleteGood ryhme Naija mum, Story well passed on. Make God help us raise proper kids oh. Any attempt to mess up for any kid, na serious cane be that. The bible sef talk am spare the rod and spoil the pikin.
ReplyDelete@Gbemisoke
ReplyDeleteLOL @ "goody goody"
That really made me laugh.
I'm sure it works wonders :)))
Thanks my sistah
xoxoxo
@Vickii
Glad you loved it
??? re: 'Nominated for the award???
I have to go over to the site and find out
I'm really flattered
Thanks for the compliment
@angelsbeauty
Glad you liked it
Re: 'never heard a poem in pidgin'....I know. it's not that common
Yes oh re:'that cane relevant o' LOL true talk my sister
xoxoxo
@ Vyvyka
LOL @'I hail o'
Me sef I hail back. Area, how far???
As you talk am '......biko use the cane' LOL
thanks sis. Hope all is well with you.
@ blogoratti
Thanks for the comment
I'll be visiting your blog asap
Thanks for dropping by
xoxoxo
@Amazing Thots!
ReplyDeleteAmen oh re: 'Make God help us raise proper kids oh.' Yes oh
That is a good prayer. We need divine intervention when it comes to raising kids properly
Thanks sistah
I enjoyed that! Jokes aside, you make a valid point
ReplyDeleteLOOL @ spree spree
ReplyDeletehahaha...hilarious
ReplyDelete@thewordsmythe
ReplyDeleteThanks sistah
yes, re: 'Jokes aside'.....my people say 'na laff, laff person dey take talk true' *smile*
@Daughter
Yes oh. LOL
Thanks for dropping by. I'll be checking your blog too.
xoxoxox
@H
Glad you liked it
Thanks for dropping by
xoxoxo